Klepopotamus

Some time in late 2001, my then-girlfriend-now-wife offered me a ride home from work and never showed up. As it started to get late, I began walking home, assuming I’d see her on the way. As I came over a hill, I saw some flashing lights and as I began to panic, I remember telling […]

As an allergy sufferer, I’ve never had a traditional pet. But I did have something better — my pet hermit crab, Jessie. Jessie’s crabitat was a gift from my wife about two years ago. And while he’s been through a few roommates that didn’t last very long (Jessie attacks other crabs), Jessie’s cautious approach to […]