Facebook Status Updates: 4/07 – Present
Today
Scott is trying to think of a time he's seen his parents as happy as they were when they were playing with Fletch.
11:36am
Yesterday
10:42pm
Scott is noticing that changing your profile picture to an adorable baby makes your price go up in Friends For Sale (and then makes you uninstall it).
12:32pm
Jan 9
4:10pm
Jan 8
8:00pm
10:23am
Jan 7
10:57pm
5:59pm
Scott is Ritual Roasters + Cappuccino + MacBook.
9:44am
Jan 6
Scott is another one of Bruxism's victims. Who will cure this horrible disease?
11:18pm
Jan 5
Scott is synchronizing Fletch's Baby Einstein videos to Dark Side of the Moon. It actually makes them *less* trippy.
8:56pm
Jan 4
Scott is learning French children's songs.
10:51am
Jan 3
Scott is impressed with the new lines of Quaker granola bars. "True Delights" and "Simple Harvest" are both excellent.
7:42pm
Scott is reading "Mouse Tales: A Behind-the-Ears Look at Disneyland" with Fletch.
10:15am
Jan 1
Scott is making chicken stew with cornbread dumplings.
3:23pm
Scott is watching the Scooba map the kichen floor. Hooray for edge detection algorithms.
10:00am
Dec 31
4:48pm
Scott is misquoted: http://tinyurl.com/9k2z69.
9:57am
Dec 29
12:10pm
11:12am
10:33am
Dec 28
Scott is thinking that if he had a pet moray he'd name it "Breakfast" because he'd be the most important eel of the day.
8:41am
Dec 26
Scott is reprogramming his universal remote.
8:34pm
Dec 25
Scott is laughing at Marni for thinking that the store "Heller's For Children" was named after the Pat Benetar song "Hell is For Children."
11:03pm
10:40pm
Dec 24
11:26pm
10:12pm
9:24am
9:23am
Dec 23
4:07pm
4:05pm
Dec 21
8:05pm
Dec 20
4:19pm
2:14pm
2:08pm
Dec 19
Scott is pondering the lack of decent personal finance software for Mac.
8:57pm
Scott is a little peeved that SimCity for iPhone deleted Kleptopia without warning.
4:17pm
Scott is sad that Dave Morey is retiring. Who will be the voice of San Francisco?
10:14am
Dec 17
Scott is trying out our new app for Coupons, Inc. http://apps.facebook.com/couponscom?src=sjk.
10:48pm
Scott is wondering if the pickles feel awkward next to the cucumbers in his sandwich... or would it be vice versa?
1:17pm
Dec 15
4:02pm
Dec 14
11:17pm
10:43pm
12/14/08
Scott is trying to explain the financial crisis to his 8 month old. He doesn't understand why they can't just print more money.
1:06pm
12/13/08
Scott is making vegetable curry.
3:13pm
12/11/08
Scott is ready to have another kid now that there's a womb-to-twitter gateway: http://tinyurl.com/55xcoy.
6:19pm
12/10/08
Scott is so vain he has a vanity url: http://www.facebook.com/contextoptional.
11:36pm
7:04pm
5:41pm
4:27pm
10:07am
12/9/08
Scott is happy to see Claus all over Facebook and proud that we were involved.
5:45pm
3:23pm
12/7/08
Scott And if people should be uncertain as to the meaning of that sign, their doubts ended at nine o'clock, when Captain Jimmy gave the order to "light up the pit"...
7:45pm
12/6/08
Scott is making low fat turkey monte cristo sandwiches.
4:54pm
12/5/08
10:17am
12/4/08
8:54am
12/3/08
Scott is watching BART trains pass by without stopping. 24th street station is packed.
9:03am
11/28/08
Scott is playing Life for the first time in about 20 years. Amazing how a game about the future is now largely about the past.
8:43pm
11/27/08
Scott is proud of our team who put together this campaign for Palm Centro: http://www.facebook.com/claus 4 apps and a Page in 5 weeks!
4:31pm
11/26/08
7:39pm
Scott is sorry that he tagged a photo of a goat as Michael Kleper and framed Marni for it.
5:40pm
11/18/08
3:28pm
11/14/08
7:34pm
Scott is setting aside $5000 for YOU if you help me find a good Rails Developer.
4:27pm
11/13/08
7:59pm
Scott is relieved/disappointed that the guy on the call was not the pornographer we thought he was.
6:31pm
Scott is having a call with some people who have, uh, "interesting" Wikipedia entries.
1:01pm
11/11/08
Scott is interested in going on a taxpayer-funded junket. Does Expedia list those?
10:03am
11/10/08
1:00pm
11/7/08
12:08pm
11/6/08
11:59am
11:53am
11/4/08
4:56pm
10:22am
Scott is also disappointed that they're out of pens. But not as much as the guy in line ahead of him. Chill out -- we'll all get to vote.
9:12am
10/31/08
Scott is adding the first new feature in like 9 months to 10 Second Interview.
12:16pm
Scott is embarrassed to be one of those guys who wears a tucked in shirt with no belt. I was in a hurry!
9:31am
10/30/08
6:26pm
10/29/08
Scott is going to open a hardware store for infants called "Baby, Cradle, and Awl."
9:20am
10/28/08
2:07pm
2:05pm
10/24/08
2:54pm
10/16/08
1:03pm
11:58am
3:05am
10/8/08
8:57am
10/3/08
5:52pm
5:50pm
5:50pm
3:19pm
3:19pm
10/1/08
4:30pm
4:21pm
9/30/08
1:27pm
Scott is excited about his new roof. Bring it on, God!
1:26pm
9/25/08
10:24pm
9/24/08
6:17pm
9/23/08
1:19pm
9/17/08
Scott is unimpressed with this week's Safeway Super Coupons. 69 cent mushrooms is hardly "super."
5:29pm
9/16/08
Scott is working from Cupertino on Wednesday.
10:50pm
Scott is grateful to have some time in the morning to spend with Fletch.
8:25am
9/13/08
Scott is following Fletch on Twitter: http://twitter.com/fletchkleper.
10:37pm
10:30pm
9/12/08
3:37pm
9/11/08
10:21pm
9/8/08
6:49pm
12:28pm
9/4/08
9:29pm
12:45pm
11:47am
9/3/08
12:19pm
9/2/08
Scott is becoming more useless by the day. Fletch can hold his own bottle now.
11:06pm
10:35pm
9:01pm
9:00pm
8:59pm
8/28/08
9:16pm
Scott is impressed that he can renew library books online.
11:49am
8/27/08
3:42pm
11:44am
8/25/08
Scott is hiring iPhone developers and Rails developers.
6:54pm
8/23/08
9:34pm
8/21/08
10:45pm
8/20/08
6:33pm
12:25pm
8/17/08
9:08pm
6:03pm
8/15/08
11:46am
8/13/08
10:56pm
8/10/08
Scott is trying to teach Fletch to slam his bottles down on the table when they're empty.
1:55pm
8/9/08
Scott is the father of the Jackson Pollock of diapers. Seriously, some of these could be framed.
8:16pm
8/4/08
9:48pm
2:31pm
11:52am
8/1/08
Scott is feeling more confident about watching the baby without Marni around. Why does my sleeve smell like urine?
12:50pm
7/31/08
1:03pm
11:59am
7/30/08
9:29pm
7/29/08
Scott is doing research on tiki culture on Wikipedia. Wiki tiki!
11:13pm
7/27/08
7/24/08
9:22pm
2:58pm
7/23/08
Scott is going to be better at estimating the number of rubber duckies to buy for next year's F8.
10:23pm
7/20/08
12:37pm
7/17/08
Scott is horrified by Marni's use of emoticons to represent Fletch's emotional and regurgitational state.
4:53pm
7/11/08
Scott is aware that Jerry Cain is a fan of Peet's Coffee & Tea. Show me some new Social Ads!
12:08am
7/8/08
Scott is surprised to discover that Milky Way - caramel != 3 Musketeers. The filling is different.
1:54pm
7/3/08
Scott is itchy. Why am I so freakin itchy?
9:37pm
6/30/08
Scott is not sure there's time for lunch this week.
12:48pm
6/27/08
Scott is taking the 8am call in his PJ's.
7:47am
6/26/08
Scott is forgiving Specialtys for the "cilantro incident."
2:07pm
Scott is ordering a vegan lunch and it actually sounds really good. wtf?
11:22am
6/25/08
Scott is aware that his son has John McCain cheeks.
6:09pm
4:56pm
1:52pm
6/22/08
5:04pm
5:01pm
4:49pm
4:49pm
4:47pm
4:40pm
Scott is amused by this line of code he just wrote: validates_presence_of :personality.
1:34pm
6/20/08
Scott is calculating the optimal way to order a Turkey Cranberry sandwich from Specialtys online.
1:13pm
6/19/08
Scott is willing to give you $1000 and cook you dinner if you find us a rails engineer.
8:38pm
8:32pm
Scott is surely not the only one who thinks iCal blows.
3:00pm
9:34am
6/18/08
Scott is willing to give you $1000 and cook you dinner if you find us a rails engineer.
4:30pm
6/17/08
Scott is an uncle. Or whatever your brother in law having a kid makes you.
2:50pm
6/16/08
Scott is celebrating the cancellation of a 7am call.
9:27pm
Scott is ; DELETE FROM users; # just checking.
1:28pm
9:58am
6/14/08
Scott is making strawberry frozen yogurt with the starberries he was tricked into buying at the farmers market.
5:28pm
6/12/08
Scott is pissed off that Stanford left personal employee info on a laptop in the first place.
10:14pm
9:31pm
6/11/08
5:16pm
Scott is saving money on his PG&E bill because Fletch's smile brightens the whole house.
11:45am
6/6/08
4:51pm
6/5/08
Scott is a Dustbunny Diva, according to the app we built for Borax. Duh!
12:27pm
6/3/08
Scott is wondering why Facebook took down the app we built for Miller, but they'll let him send a Coors gift to his underage cousin.
11:26am
5/27/08
11:51pm
Scott is making asparagus pasta with smoked mozzarella.
10:17pm
5/26/08
11:50pm
11:12pm
11:11pm
5/25/08
Scott is making cherry frozen yogurt with fresh cherries.
12:02pm
5/22/08
1:13pm
1:12pm
12:37pm
12:35pm
5/21/08
Scott is looking for someone with a functional PlayStation 2 he can borrow.
3:17pm
5/15/08
Scott is surprised that the word 'plenary' doesn't mean what he's always used it to mean.
9:25am
5/12/08
9:24pm
4/15/08
9:00pm
4/12/08
11:33am
Scott is a father. 8 lbs 6 oz. Benjamin Fletcher "Fletch" Kleper.
11:20am
4/11/08
Scott is a father. 8 lbs 6 oz.
10:03am
4/8/08
2:15pm
3/19/08
2:24pm
2/27/08
11:41am
2/25/08
10:14pm
2/13/08
2:02pm
2/3/08
Scott is in yer sql optimizin yer quereez.
2:08pm
1/29/08
Scott is wondering where all his profile boxes went.
1:37pm
1/14/08
Scott is deciding between teddy bears and duckies.
1:51pm
12/31/07
Scott is hand tweaking corrupted svn revs -- successfully!
9:00pm
12/14/07
Scott is still going to start every status update with "is."
6:15pm
12/6/07
2:00am
11/17/07
Scott is looking for people who want a job writing compelling Facebook and OpenSocial apps.
11:55pm
11/16/07
Scott is attempting to cook dinner every night this week. Tonight: Shepherd's Pie.
12:42pm
11/14/07
Scott is attempting to cook dinner every night this week. Tonight: Vegetable Curry.
10:04pm
11/13/07
Scott is Sliding to unlock.
1:59pm
11/12/07
Scott is attempting to cook dinner every night this week. Tonight: Chicken Piccata.
2:16pm
11/11/07
Scott is attempting to cook dinner every night this week. Tonight: Spaghetti and meatballs with homemade sauce.
8:52pm
11/10/07
Scott is at SuperHappyDevHouse21.
5:03pm
11/9/07
Scott is the proud father of four cherry tomatoes.
1:26pm
Scott is seeing a lot of failed profile updates. Vote for bug #687.
2:31am
Scott is seeing a lot of failed profile updated. Vote for bug #687.
2:20am
11/8/07
Scott is amazed that someone has reached Level 8 in Smarty Pants already.
11:36pm
Scott is seriously considering it.
2:29pm
11/7/07
Scott is wondering why SHDH21 is being held in the ghetto.
2:21pm
11/6/07
Scott is frustrated.
3:25pm
9:33am
Scott is wearing his Smarty Pants.
9:32am
Scott is very pleased with how things have turned out.
1:04am
10/27/07
Scott is excited to launch two new apps next week.
7:46pm
Scott is coding through the sneezes.
12:30am
10/4/07
Scott is working on a new app.
1:04pm
10/2/07
Scott is being told to replace his profile photo immediately.
10:58am
10/1/07
Scott is in need of a haircut.
8:58am
9/24/07
Scott is a left outer join where right_table.id is null.
6:01pm
9/23/07
Scott is intending to do some laundry.
11:12am
9/18/07
Scott is not going to fall into Steve Jobs' trap.
11:05pm
9/16/07
Scott is pretty sure any flash security restriction can be circumvented with a proxy and thus they're all pointless. and frustrating.
8:49pm
Scott is coding in Flash with the Flash Gordon theme song stuck in his head. And now it's stuck in yours.
8:27am
9/14/07
Scott is attempting to install Tiger on an ancient PowerBook G3.
4:34pm
9/12/07
Scott is trying to think of a good reason not to buy an iPhone.
5:31pm
8/27/07
Scott is in Rochester.
1:33pm
8/20/07
8/17/07
Scott is so freaking wired.
12:47am
8/10/07
8/8/07
Scott is a freak for multi column indices.
2:15pm
Scott is running unit tests on the production database. Wait, I'm doing what?!?!
12:37am
8/4/07
Scott is grateful for another successful Shark Week on Discovery.
1:34am
7/23/07
Scott is experiencing unusually high call volume.
10:29am
7/22/07
Scott is updating 110,000 facebook profiles.
11:26pm
7/16/07
7/10/07
Scott is unsure why a delete query with no 'where' clause is taking 8 hours and counting...
9:17am
7/3/07
Scott is never going to do an ALTER TABLE on a 3.7 million row table again.
10:36pm
6/29/07
Scott is a two day park hopper.
3:25pm
6/28/07
Scott is unable to find a way to game the Disneyland ticket pricing system. It's the only thing I'll pay full price for.
11:27am
6/18/07
Scott is trying to keep the 10 Second Interview server alive.
6:32pm
6/13/07
Scott is not impressed with the Orange Mocha.
9:39am
6/10/07
Scott is sneezing.
4:16pm
6/9/07
Scott is learning that the Rails "development mode" breaks down at around 2000 users.
12:13pm
Scott is noticing that for the first time, more friends uninstalled Facebook applications than added them today.
1:34am
6/8/07
Scott is witnessing the amazing viral effects of a Facebook app.
7:17pm
6/6/07
Scott is pleasantly confused over the large number of Jewish Canadians who seem to be using his Facebook app.
10:37am
6/5/07
Scott is on the train wondering why they don't have wifi yet.
9:53am
6/3/07
2:23pm
5/28/07
10:16am
Scott is going to buy a MacBook.
9:47am
5/24/07
Scott is the co-author of the second most pirated book on mininova.
12:23pm
5/23/07
Scott is cautiously optimistic about the Lost finale.
9:38am
5/20/07
Scott is happily reunited with his lost wedding ring.
2:28pm
5/18/07
Scott is having post-SuperCuts regret.
3:25pm
5/17/07
Scott is happy to pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
8:48pm
5/15/07
11:52pm
Scott is not sure how he feels about Adobe Flash.
1:00am
5/11/07
Scott is an edible root vegetable of the Brassicaceae family.
6:50pm
5/6/07
Scott is convinced he's going to grow a vegetable garden this year.
10:57pm
5/1/07
Scott is feeling better thanks to Day Quil and Daiquiri Ice, which are almost anagrams.
6:38pm
4/28/07
Scott is learning the difference between a "roll arm" and a "track arm."
8:21pm
4/27/07
Scott is disappointed with this week's episode of Lost.
1:05pm
4/26/07
Scott is happy for the increasing popularity of steel cut oats.
10:58am
4/25/07
Scott is surprised there's no wifi at Cafe Borrone.
8:13am
4/23/07
Scott is feeling much better. Thanks for the soup.
5:33pm
4/21/07
Scott is sick. Send soup!
7:24pm
4/20/07
12:44pm
Scott is glad for Tommy, sad for Johnny.
12:35pm
4/19/07
Scott is sneezy.
3:46pm
Scott is working from Cup O Java today.
9:43am
4/18/07
Scott is unable and unwilling to pay for decent coffee when free lousy coffee is available upstairs.
10:09am
4/17/07
Scott is fed up with the LookSmart coffee.
12:30pm
4/16/07
Scott is overdue for a blog update.
2:13am
4/14/07
Scott is kind of wanting to clean the house, but not really.
2:26pm
Scott is the only person at Cup O Java right now.
10:14am
4/13/07
Scott is definitely coming down with something.
7:30am
4/12/07
Scott is being forced to watch American Idol this season by an evil dark haired girl.
10:55am
4/11/07
Scott is as Scott does.
7:42pm
4/10/07
Scott is wondering if there's a rash going around.
6:36pm
10/5/06
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